Series of Tubes

As reported by knowyourmeme.com "On June 28th, 2006, former Alaskan Senator Ted Stevens told the world, “The internet is not a big truck. It’s a series of tubes,” among other odd choices of wording while trying to criticize an amendment that would have prohibited ISP’s from charging for a tiered internet structure."

There have been YouTube remixes

and images that make fun of this statement

and now for my attempt